Lost In My Own Metaphor

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
help-im-awake-blog
You set my soul ablaze with intensity that I have forgotten. And I doubt you noticed that mine got lit, because you have the power of a thousand suns to light fires within every boy. But given the opportunity to set your soul ablaze with you power you did to me, I’d take it. And I would keep that fire alive with all that I am because you are of my dreams that have been brought to life.
Late night writings im terrified of you seeing (via help-im-awake)
I miss you more than words can express
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pinkcheesegreenghost:
“ spaced-queen:
“ rudelyfe:
“ fatale-distraction:
“ captainserenderpity:
“ trek-lover:
“ ithelpstodream:
“how to tip
”
If you do this get the fuck off my blog
”
Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a...
ithelpstodream

how to tip

trek-lover

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

captainserenderpity

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

fatale-distraction

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

rudelyfe

Damn I thought folks knew this …

spaced-queen

Nope. Actually no body ikno knows this

pinkcheesegreenghost

cash is king when it comes to tips